Why I Am Voting for Donald Trump

 

A little something here to aggravate nearly everyone!

 

Some people don't want their friends, or anyone in the world, to know that they will be voting for Donald Trump in a few weeks.  

 

I understand that feeling.  I don't share it.

Without getting into the thicket of good versus bad policy, or which side has the most prolific liars and hypocrites, I am hopeful that my list of presidential preferences, from most to least preferred, will clarify for you my thinking on our choices this time around:

 

1.    The Burger King.

 

 

2.    A ham sandwich.

 

 

3 A bag of asphalt.

 

 

4.    The emu on those Liberty Mutual emu ads. 

 

 

4.    This weird stain on a pillow at the Travelodge near Wickenburg, Arizona, possibly creosote.

 

 

6.    17th century Dutch/Portuguese rationalist philosopher Baruch Spinoza.

 

 

 

7.    Johnny Ramone's 1965 Mosrite Ventures V1 guitar.

 

8.    Melania Trump.

 

 

 

 9.   Painting by George C. Ault called "August Night at Russell's Corners" (1948) (Joslyn Museum).

 

11.    The guy on those Liberty Mutual emu ads. 

 

  

 

12.    Devil's Golf Course, Death Valley, California.

 

 

 

13.    Cataclysmic variable V838 in the constellation Monoceros.

 

 

 

14.    Pauly Shore/Carrot Top (tie).

 

 

15.    The Dollar General Store in Eden Center, Minnesota.

16.    This cab driver I had in Winston-Salem.

 

 

 

 

17.     The theory of loop quantum gravity and its attempt to reconcile quantum mechanics and general relativity.

 

 

 

18.    Late, lethal boss of the Genovese crime family, Vincent "Chin" Gigante, known for his largely successful attempt to evade prosecution by faking mental illness, notably wandering the streets of New York City in a robe and jammies, earning him the nickname, "the Oddfather."

 

 

 

19.    Donald Trump.

 

 

 

 

20.  Herod the Great (the really bad Herod who sent the Wise Men after baby Jesus).

 

 

 

 

21.  KFC Original Recipe thighs. 

 

 

22.  Ethelred the Unready (around 1000 AD).

 

 

 

 

23.  The Foreshore Freeway Bridge, Capetown, South Africa.

 

 

24.  The late "Mad Mike" Hughes, noted flat-earth proseletyzer, killed earlier this year when his homemade rocket ship, intended to achieve heights that would allow confirmation of the flat-earth hypothesis, crashed right after blast-off.

 

 

 

25.  Joseph Biden.

 

 

 

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